JOE
2009
December
November
149
October
166
September
174
August
196
July
255
June
194
May
227
April
124
March
121
February
97
January
148
2008
December
73
November
101
October
30
September
31
August
8
July
16
June
63
May
6
April
March
February
January
A night in Harlem.
Oct 2nd
Ok seriously, I can’t make this up: guy in one piece...
Oct 1st
My scroll up function on my mouse just...
If you are above my descent you never existed at all.
Oct 1st
Taking out cactus spines with a rusty needle doesn’t work apparently.
Oct 1st
Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris.
— Lest we forget (translated:...
Oct 1st
ianisgone: World Moustache Champion goes to a Frenchman. ...
Oct 1st
What’s that in the sky? (thanks, Josh!)
Oct 1st
So what was supposed to be a quiet, relaxing night ends in broken pottery and cactus spines in my...
Oct 1st
Cloudy.
Oct 1st
to hold in the mind
The tides will change, continents rearrange— but nothing can replace my memory of your face that...
Sep 30th
Chinese dwarves set up their own village.
Sep 30th
(via juliasegal) TRUF
Sep 30th
I didn’t think you heard what I was thinking. (via...
Sep 30th
70 Capitalism vs Communism posters.
Sep 30th
Watch
Live DJ Stream and chat at 8:00PM EST tonight.
Sep 29th
thedailywhat: [via.] An Omegle gem.
Sep 29th
Who’s got a promotional copy of the new Boys Noize album? <thumbs>This...
Sep 29th
Watch
Ladies and gentlemen: WiMAX aka 4G aka the 700MHz Spectrum in action.
Sep 29th
Well, gym and DJ Logic was a bust. Guess it’s time to work on some skills.
Sep 29th
juliasegal: technohell
Sep 28th
going solo (via fuckyeahtheuniverse)
Sep 28th
Watch
New York High Five
Sep 28th
Snoring is so awesome it’s sad I never get to witness myself doing it.
Sep 28th
New justin.tv/JFTF DJ video stream at...
Sep 27th
Bikes and spikes.
Sep 27th
Just an afternoon stroll through Bushwick.
Sep 27th
House partay? Jes.
Sep 27th
Just another Saturday afternoon.
Sep 26th
Live stream DJ mix stream with chatroom at http://justin.tv/jftf 4:30pm EST.
Sep 26th
Watch
Live stream DJ mix at http://Justin.tv/jftf 16:30EST today.
Sep 26th
Just found this awesome new breakfast place right down the block! Score!
Sep 26th
Here we go RT @BreakingNews: Obama: U.S and allies “absolutely confident” of...
Sep 25th
Watch
How to wake your girlfriend up.
Sep 25th
shacknoir: random-red-ramblings: allineeded: Half and...
Sep 25th
Watch
Hitler hates Reddit. If you don’t know what Reddit is you won’t understand.
Sep 25th
rumorsownsyou: One of these fine dudes will be spinning...
Sep 25th
This makes me feel very uncomfortable.
Sep 24th
First working AIDs vaccine! http://bit.ly/3kQWtU
Sep 24th
topherchris: Viewing party of this at my place as soon as I...
Sep 24th
After reviewing my video recording of...
I’ve come to the conclusion that I make stupid faces when I forget people are watching me.
Sep 24th
DJing live DJ set at http://www.justin.tv/jftf right now.
Sep 24th
comicbooks: Wolverine Wednesday: Through the fire and flames...
Sep 24th
“Just Is”
Sep 24th
Somebody set us up the bomb. What say you?
Sep 23rd
Is this a sign that Earth will eventually end up like Mars? #Dust2Dust http://is.gd/3BJXz
Sep 23rd
Excellent post on pricing a project.
Sep 23rd
spendingtimewithyou: dreambone: ciccone-youth:(via...
Sep 23rd
So glad Nicolas Cage didn’t end up playing Superman.
Sep 23rd
Watch
Ladies and Gentlemen: Glenn Beck.
Sep 23rd
TXT msg exchange between me and my Uncle...
Me:
Earning over $300 by not spending $4,000 for a month? Fuck yeah, Stock Market!
Don:
Yeah buddy! Funny thing. My phone just started reading TXT messages aloud. I'm working at a conference my company is throwing and my phone just loudly said FUCK YEAH.
Sep 22nd
kevindavidcrowe: Here is a new set of posters I had been...
Sep 22nd
shacknoir: random-red-ramblings: (via allineeded)
Sep 22nd
Listen
vneckandacardigan: LMFAO - “La La La” I can’t believe I like this song… “Did you know I...
Sep 22nd
I’m in love with this guy’s girlfriend! http://bit.ly/12M4iH
Sep 22nd
morning streetcar.
mom (to kid):
grab my hand, sweetie, it's time to get off.
pause
kid (to me):
my mom likes to get off.
...
for real.
Sep 22nd
Going to McCarren Park for a nap. Can’t continue.
Sep 22nd
I’m not sure if I’m going to make it to midnight.
Sep 22nd
I got a date tonight with 3 fine ladies @ 8pm EST then the China team @ 10:30pm EST. Going to be...
Sep 21st
High fived my lead programmer in Beijing and now it’s off to bed.
Sep 21st
I’d make a really silly Terminator. @nicely
Sep 21st
I shouldn’t have eaten that.
Sep 21st
How I get down. (via juliasegal)
Sep 21st
via thisishistorictimes.com
Sep 21st
"The wedding cake is ready."
Sep 21st
Watch
Cookie Monster Metal
Sep 21st
shacknoir: niub: (via ashtrayxx) The truth behind the...
Sep 20th
Who's more F'd up? The man who gambles his...
Sep 20th
Holy crap! Have I found God?
Sep 20th
Obama, thanks.
Sep 20th
This totally happened last night.
I was crossing Metropolitan Avenue walking home last night with my sis and her new boyfriend....
Sep 20th
comicbooks: TMNT - Turtles Power by sarsanaga haha, I heart...
Sep 20th
Recyclable protest sign.
Sep 19th
ohheyerica: britishindiedarling: (via oflahertie)
Sep 19th
OK. THIS IS NUTS. TRAIL MIX NUTS. #Work
Sep 18th
Badass dub-step remix of Prodigy’s “Breathe” is badass. http://bit.ly/3Ps1cc
Sep 18th
vneckandacardigan: Okay… that’s odd. Let’s call a spade a...
Sep 18th
It must be an icey cold day in Hell.
Sep 18th
Understanding the creative director. (Thanks @BrandonViney)
Sep 18th
I wish my dad said wise things to me like this guy’s...
Sep 18th
How in ze Hell?
Sep 18th
I couldn’t be more busy at work these days.
Sep 18th
ffffound: Scene 360 Illusion
Sep 18th
Crap. (thedailywhat)
Sep 18th
DINSchrift Hip I decided to mess with some type today. This...
Sep 17th
Viking: 4 Shark: 0
Sep 17th
Fifth "Earth-like" planet discovered outside...
Sep 17th
comicbooks: Barry Allen: The Flash by Tom Feister Oh yeah...
Sep 17th
Went to the gym like I said I would and now feel like barfing. Ginger ale for the ill.
Sep 17th
topherchris: Tumblrshop: Look at This Fucking President...
Sep 16th
List of all TEDTalks to date.
Sep 16th
ha! (via shacknoir)
Sep 16th
Today I’m going to the gym right after work. Everybody better steer clear!
Sep 16th
“Thesaurus Rex” — Put on this jimmy jam and get silly, suckaaaaaa! http://bit.ly/116Xui
Sep 16th
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind...
— Dr. Seuss (via soupsoup)
Sep 16th
Listen
“Thesaurus Rex” — If you like dancing without pants on you should probably give this a...
Sep 16th
I want that lamp…in black. (via lookmom)
Sep 16th
“Free Shit Sweepstakes” phrase of the day from my boss at the weekly meeting.
Sep 16th
jarredbishop: via georgedunkley 3D Homer < 2D Homer.
Sep 15th
Ghostface of Wu-Tang Clan dedicates newest...
Sep 15th
Watch
Best keyboard unboxing eva.
Sep 15th
tmblg: Jacob was kind enough to let me drive his Delorean...
Sep 14th
Am I the only guy on Earth who wants slow dances to make a comeback?
Sep 14th
Planning on mixing with DJ Bobcat later this week. We’re thinking dual Xponent MIDI...
Sep 14th
Watch
Awesome video of girl using sand to illustration a complete story.
Sep 14th
Ew. EW. ew. Snake found with single foot mutation. EW. God,...
Sep 14th
Obama Health Care Supporter Nearly Murdered...
Sep 14th
So I’m thinking about purchasing a Vespa…
Sep 14th
Obama’s notecards.
Sep 14th
Good luck on your interview @KeeslerWelch!
Sep 14th
Congrats on @will_mccranie and his recent engagement!
Sep 14th
Very wise.
Sep 14th
NYC: Don’t f*ck with U.S.
Sep 12th
Man, I gotta say…doing nothing on a Friday night has never felt so gooood…...
Sep 12th
Wondering how hyped up @CompleteSarah is going to be on energy drinks when she arrives in BK.
Sep 12th
hathathat: Lyle Lodwick on Gov Island: Photo by Samantha...
Sep 12th
(shawnbaldwin)
Sep 12th
vneckandacardigan: j0e: Just ate a whole cantelope for dinner. Feelin’ gnarly. Ugh I just ate...
Sep 12th
Just ate a whole cantelope for dinner. Feelin’ gnarly.
Sep 11th
vneckandacardigan: South African sprinter Caster Semenya...
Sep 10th
Sep 10th
thedailywhat: Proposed Amendment to the Constitution:...
Sep 10th
Experiencing major Photoshop issues today. When I get this...
Sep 10th
“F YOUR SYS” — Startin’ things off with RJD2 and Beck. Lots of good jams in this...
Sep 10th
I just typed “Shit Sandwich” in the problem description for a Photoshop crash report.
Sep 10th
Listen
“F YOUR SYS” — New mix I made a couple days ago after taking a 3 week hiatus. Starts...
Sep 10th
soupsoup: Sean Hannity, conservative defender of strong...
Sep 10th
My #firefox stopped working properly. Images won’t show. I’ve repaired permissions on my...
Sep 9th
Internet speed in Heaven was never a topic in Sunday School. I refuse to go a place without LOLcats...
Sep 9th
Dayum, Steve Jobs really needs to eat a sandwich.
Sep 9th
Josh would probably really dig this. (via...
Sep 9th
Aw, he’s cute. (via dontfuckwithrobots)
Sep 9th
Incredible light graffiti. Click for more hadukens and such....
Sep 8th
#wheniwaslittle I stuck a car key in an electric socket after watching Back to the Future thinking I...
Sep 8th
SO MUCH COFFEE LET’S GO
Sep 8th
vneckandacardigan: As promised… the three layer, chocolate...
Sep 8th
thedailywhat: OH SH- Also: The word “bed” looks like a...
Sep 8th
(via dontfuckwithrobots)
Sep 7th
Sep 7th
What’s that? I have balls on my hand.
Sep 7th
thisiswhyyourefat: Cheesecake Parfait (via flickr) Holy...
Sep 6th
Watch
Music by birds
Sep 6th
Watch
“I won’t flinch.”
Sep 6th
Creative grocery store employees.
Sep 6th
I just started following @danny_devito fugg yea brah
Sep 5th
Just resurrected from a nap. I could be outside laying in the grass but never got around to putting...
Sep 5th
(via ffffound)
Sep 5th
thedailywhat: Coolest 8-Bit Thing of the Day: Saeru adds...
Sep 5th
Boondock Saints 2
blaaahg: The boys are back. Yesss…
Sep 5th
michellegajkowski: well played, boys. well played… Win.
Sep 5th
comicbooks: Batman, hero by Lora8
Sep 5th
Manhattan.
Sep 4th
Watch
You may need one of these for your face.
Sep 4th
vneckandacardigan: Team “Save the Headlights” Race for the...
Sep 4th
Tonight!
soupsoup: kaytee: Soup & I will be out at Blind Tiger on Bleecker St. around 8. I’d love to...
Sep 4th
We are a different species and we are on...
Ten years ago, when I was 15, I began writing on my E/N site (Everything/Nothing for you post...
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
juliasegal: How to NOT make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle…
Sep 4th
The art of interface.
Sep 3rd
todayi: illyissimo: do you lovelies know about MOTO in...
Sep 3rd
Sep 3rd
juliasegal: Penguin Pwn3d.
Sep 3rd
Watch
suitep: marc: dalasverdugo: (via whiterainbow) I WANT THIS CAT. Adorable! Love the...
Sep 3rd
Friendly Bike Lane Talk
It starts with me slamming my brakes and almost sliding into a women who had stepped into the bike lane to call a cab.
Woman:
Hey! Watch where you are going!
Me:
I am sorry, I thought this was a bike lane, not a dumb bitch cab hailing lane
Sep 3rd
Watch
vneckandacardigan: thedailywhat: Auto-Tuned News of the Day: For the eighth installment of their...
Sep 3rd
Ok, in their defense, they’re using CSS. But hello, McFlyyy…why not use UL and classes...
Sep 3rd
Explaining to our programmer team in China what VALIGN=”middle” means.
Sep 3rd
Sipping green tea and hax0ring.
Sep 3rd
vneckandacardigan: Best.Fortune.Ever. Seconded.
Sep 3rd
A pool, floating in a lake.
Sep 3rd
ffffound: Christoph Niemann O say, can you see?
Sep 3rd
ffffound: 3316458313_2fb799bf59_b.jpg (JPEG Image, 723x1024...
Sep 3rd
juliasegal: robotindisguise: I lol’d stellavista:(via...
Sep 2nd
vneckandacardigan: PROOF. I looked nothing like the...
Sep 2nd
vneckandacardigan: A young Joe Burdick. I appreciate the...
Sep 2nd
“LAMME TELL YA SUMTIN” (via hewhocannotbenamed)
Sep 2nd
horsesonstilts: Y’see. Haha, golden.
Sep 2nd
*splash* goes the mail fail whale. (via soupsoup)
Sep 1st
Sep 1st
comicbooks: Turtles Forever —coming soon (via Topless...
Sep 1st
I’m never going to eat street food again. Ever.
Sep 1st